Wednesday, 16 April 2014
12 stupid things people tell you when you are thin!!
12 stupid things people tell you when you are thin.
In all these lean years (no pun intended, I’ve had an eventful life) I’ve realized something of deep value.
If by some genetic lottery you happen to be unchangeably thin (which is incredibly awesome), you have unknowingly subscribed for an onslaught of absurd, astounding, hilarious, and absolutely ridiculous remarks by sometimes very random people.
While I wonder what exactly is wrong with being slim, (if you exercise well, and eat healthy), people have their own set of funny ideas about it.
Actually I was waiting for the food security Bill to be passed.
Yes! I lose a Kg every time I meet you. Spot on!
No actually it’s 28, rest is my clothes and shoes.
Oh so you haven’t gotten over all the fat people running on treadmills in those Asian Sky shop ads? Sigh..
Actually I have Multiple Personality Disorder, and my alter ego is an eight year old fat kid who’s always hungry. *closes eyes and jerks* Can I have a Double Cheese Pizza, Double Decker Burger and a Double Chocolate Milkshake please?
Ek foonk marunga/marungi, udh jaegi..
I know Jajantaram Mamantaram had a deep impact on your brains as a kid, but in reality you don’t go around blowing people away.
Oh I was just counting the number of steps. Good to revise numbers no?
I know right! I’m totally a Lego block.
All my life I thought this was true for all women!
Exactly! I had tried chalk, mud and toothpaste as a kid. And guess what, I’m still thin.
Absolutely, did you miss the Lilliput tag on my tee?
Writer: Saloni Chaudhary
I hope you loved it! Just the way I did!
Working on some new posts!
Till then Stay Chic!